Just when I thought Pipe Dreams were redeeming themselves with their Fantasy X-tension brand range, they chuck out the FX Vibrating Cock Sling, which seems like a half arsed attempt of a male sex toy.
A little harsh with my thoughts? Not really, seeing as this cock sling is flimsy, made from rubber and just looks depressing.
fx vibrating cock sling It’s the first male sex toy product in the FX range that I have come across and felt it was going to be a downer from the word go!
The FX Vibrating Cock Sling fits around the base of a man’s penis like a cock ring and the top ring sits under the helmet of his penis. The ‘sling’ section sits on the top side of the shaft and has a micro 1 speed bullet that slides into a small pouch.
It is made from rubber, therefore it is a porous product but is stated to be Phthalates-free.
To me, it looks like it was a throw-away effort on Pipe Dream’s designer team “Oh lets make a cheap looking sex toy, now that we have tossed out all the good stuff“. Come of Pipe Dreams, kid us not!
If this was made out of silicone, my review would be on a much more happier note but alas, it is not.
This material is a jelly-like rubber, it attracts the smallest bit of dust and dirt and is hard to keep clean. It feels tacky in the palm of the hand and even on the penis, it doesn’t have an appealing feel to it.
The bullet is ‘micro’ and has 1 speed, it runs on battery power, battery is included. The single vibration speed isn’t something to get excited about, it barely tickles, let along making an impression!
But none-the-less, as a reviewer, we have to march on and approach products with a level-minded thinking method.
In use: It was easy to fit on Mr. Monkey’s penis but it did feel like it was chaffing during use, so we added a bit of the water-based lubricant (pipette) that comes with this sex toy. Switching the bullet on, left him feeling let-down, as it was a sensation that he could barely feel.
All-in-all, the FX Vibrating Cock Sling was a major fail in all departments. The bullet’s operational button cover fell off in use, even though we kept replacing it, it just kept popping off.
With this cock sling, you receive a pipette of lubricant and a pipette of a sex toy cleaner. I did receive 3 other FX products to review, along with this one and they were more of a hit, where as this one is a big miss.
It always deflates me, when I have to write a bad review but this is what I am here for, to make sure that my readers are informed and pick the right products for them.